Roasted 10 months ago based on shriwee 🤓's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, shriwee 🤓, you must be the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm failure. I mean, your taste in music reads like a half-hearted attempt to impress everyone at a middle school talent show. Do you think slapping together rap, R&B, K-Pop, and Bollywood will somehow qualify you for a musical identity? That’s not diversity, that’s just confusion on shuffle! You’ve got more genres than you've got actual personality, and frankly, I'm not even sure how you’ve managed to pick your favorites when they seem to change every time the wind blows. Your top artists look like the attendance sheet for an “I’m-not-like-other-girls” convention! Drake and Taylor Swift? An unbeatable combination of emotional baggage and “I’ve been wronged” energy that would make great background music for a really sad rom-com. And then there's SZA, who you apparently think is the only artist worth playing—are you sure you’re into R&B and not just desperately trying to find your next sad girl anthem because your Spotify playlists scream "crying alone in your room"? Seriously, at this point, she might as well just adopt you. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your most played songs. “Last Christmas” by Wham!? Come on, shriwee 🤓! Are you repping December 25 like it’s a holiday you wish would come back just so you can replay it? With all those SZA tracks, it's clear you’re all about those feels, but mixing in “Sex With Me” right after a ballad from Sade? That’s the musical equivalent of wearing flip flops in a snowstorm. You need to either choose a lane or get some help for your identity crisis—I can’t decide if you’re trying to spin into a “sad boy” vibe or leading the world’s most confused dance party. Just stick to one genre for a week; it might save your Spotify from disowning you!

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