Roasted 2 months ago based on Miabadenhorst's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Miabadenhorst, navigating your Spotify profile feels like wandering through a musical thrift store with a blindfold on. Your genre playlist reads like a high school emo kid's fever dream, where "Nu Metal" and "Rap Metal" might as well be your spiritual guides. Honestly, mixing "EDM" with "Garage Rock" is like throwing a keg party in a library; sure, it's chaotic and entertaining, but in the end, everyone's just confused about how it got that way. Are you trying to create a soundtrack for a mid-2000s movie or just trying to clutch nostalgia like a security blanket? Your top artists are a wild mash-up of feelings and questionable life choices. One moment, you’re channeling your inner angst with Linkin Park, and the next, you’re grooving to Tate McRae as if her teen heartbreak ballads hold the key to enlightenment. And I get it, "Old School Hip Hop" and "Electroclash" have their place, but when your love for Tate exceeds even your fondness for legends like Sir Mix-A-Lot, I can't help but wonder if you're actually 12 years old and just discovered Spotify yesterday. What’s next, a "Top 10 Songs to Cry Into Your Pillow" playlist? Let’s talk about those most-played songs. The first three are by Tate McRae, and I have to ask: does she have blackmail material on you? Or are you just repeatedly trying to get over that last breakup you had... with your favorite sweatshirt? Either way, “you broke me first”? Nah, sweetheart, it’s your Spotify choices that broke you. If you keep this up, you’ll find yourself as the punchline in the ultimate "who broke whose heart" Spotify roast—go ahead and throw a party; it’ll be the saddest DJ set in existence.

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