Roasted 1 month ago based on yy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, yy, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis on a mixtape. Seriously, who needs a time machine when you've got the musical taste of someone who peaked in high school? You’ve got everything from "New Wave” to “Art Rock”, which sounds like the playlist of a high school art teacher trying to relate to their students, while also desperately waiting for the next Christmas season to save them from mediocrity. At this rate, your musical identity crisis rivals that of an indecisive millennial at a coffee shop. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. I see we’ve got the King of Pop rubbing shoulders with Kenny G, the musical equivalent of avocado toast on a fruitcake. Michael Jackson is practically rolling in his grave wondering how “Lamp” made the cut. You might want to reconsider, unless “Lamp” is a euphemism for your personality, which might actually be spot-on; illuminating, yet somehow totally unnecessary. Not to mention your obsession with "Tears For Fears"—or should we call it “Tears For Awkward Silence”? At this rate, you’d think they were paying you royalties. Lastly, let's talk about your most played songs. I can’t decide if you’re going for "upbeat melancholy" or if it’s just a playlist designed for crying in the shower on a Sunday afternoon. “Everybody Wants To Rule The World”? Clearly, they don’t want to rule your playlist, which feels more like an unseasoned casserole of all the things nobody asked for. Get it together, yy; even the algorithms are confused. You’ve unlocked the special achievement of making nostalgia sound painfully unoriginal. But hey, at least you’ve got an aesthetic; it’s just a grim one.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists