Roasted 1 year ago based on 3v4's long term Spotify stats.

Oh O2, where do we even start with your Spotify profile? Your favorite genres read like a sad diary entry from a melancholic teenager who's trying way too hard to impress a cafe full of hipsters. I mean, "Anime Lo-Fi"? Are you secretly a 14-year-old weeb with a side hustle in existential dread? Seriously, you’ve got more “Sad Rap” on your list than the average emo kid after a breakup. It's like you're crafting a personal soundtrack for every moment of disappointment in your life. And let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? With “BoyWithUke” taking up more slots in your playlist than actual instrumental variety, it’s hard to imagine your music taste covers anything but indie heartbreaks and moonlit sadness. Bigflo & Oli and Orelsan? Wow, look at you flexing your avant-garde French rap knowledge at the next awkward dinner party. Too bad they’ll only play “Ed Sheeran” to sound relatable, while you sip your herbal tea and sulk because you can’t quite relate. Then there are your most played songs, which are a full-on concert of cringe. “Can You Feel It?” by BoyWithUke? That’s the anthem for people who can feel absolutely nothing! “Let Her Go” by Passenger should come with a warning label: “Caution: Tears may ensue.” It’s like your Spotify is stuck in a feedback loop of heartbreak and low investment relationships, one sad track after another. Get it together, O2. You’re one playlist away from putting “Karoke Hits from the '90s” in your “Recently Played.”

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