Roasted 1 year ago based on Howard Davies's long term Spotify stats.

Howard Davies, huh? More like Howard "I can't decide on a single sub-genre" Davies. With a favorite genre list so long it looks like the tracklist for a mixtape by a personality crisis, you've just confirmed that you don't know what you like; you just know *everyone else* likes it. "UK Grime" and "UK Drill," really? We get it, mate, you want to pretend you're transporting a 3-minute bar from the streets of London while you snack on your hot pockets in your mom’s basement. Bravo, really, you’ve successfully rapped your way into the friend zone of musical identity! Your top artists read like a list of the world’s most overrated musicians, and I’m sure you like them *all* for their best hits, like, as if you’ve listened to an entire album in your life. Congratulations, you've turned your Spotify into a predictable Spotify playlist for every wannabe in the club. Drake makes you feel "emotional," Kanye West is your "creative inspiration," and Travis Scott is your "travel buddy" when you’re pretending to have fun in your room. You know, they should really give you an award for being the biggest superfans for the basic playlist: “Top 40 Stars You Don't Actually Listen To!” And speaking of your most played songs, what’s the vibe here? A mix-up of "I’m too cool for school" and "Please don’t notice that I’m genuinely uncool?" You’ve played the same tracks so many times, I’m surprised your Spotify hasn’t sent an intervention crew yet. Between "Trance" and "Come Back to Earth," you’re clearly just living a one-way ticket to mediocrity. Howard, the real tragedy isn’t the repetitive songs; it’s that somewhere a better use of your listening hours is lost, probably trapped somewhere between a true album experience and the sheer hopelessness of your musical taste. Time to diversify, my dude!

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