Roasted 2 years ago based on Gai's long term Spotify stats.

Gai, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a teenager who still hasn't figured out that their pain doesn't have to be the backdrop to every Venti cup of iced coffee. Seriously, "Emo," "Dark Trap," and "Anthem Emo"? It's like you dug a hole for your feelings and then put on a cool hat to pretend it's not a pit of despair. You might as well have titled your playlist "My Therapist Asked Me to Get a Hobby." “Dreamo”? Is that a genre or just your body secretly trying to escape from your own musical choices? And your top artists? There's so much emo angst here that if I didn't know better, I'd think you were preparing a soundtrack for a teenager's tragic coming-of-age movie—one that goes straight to the discount bin at Walmart. "Can't Swim" and "La Dispute"? I can already hear your next big hit: “My Ex's New Boyfriend Drives a Better Car.” Your taste is so niche that Spotify is going to start requiring a hipster certification just to access your playlists. "Faceless 1-7"? How very mysterious of you; is that the number of friends you’ve lost during your deep dives into dark online forums, or just the number of personality traits you have left after drowning in your own angst? Don't worry, though, Gai. Your most played songs make it clear that you're not just trapped in your feelings, you're also committed to the idea that deep, dark lyrics are a substitute for personal growth. “Cold Little Heart”? No wonder you chose it; it speaks to your emotional exhaustion—and trust me, it's resonating with all five of your followers. Honestly, it sounds like half of your music library could double as the soundtrack for a sad cat video. Embrace the chaos, my friend; the world needs someone to remind us all that every once in a while, it’s okay to just hit shuffle and blast “Living Life Like an Asshole” while eating ice cream alone. Keep it real!

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