Roasted 1 month ago based on AlencarNeto's long term Spotify stats.

AlencarNeto, your Spotify profile is like a Brazilian buffet—full of questionable choices, a bit too many carbs, and guaranteed to make everyone at the party uncomfortable. I mean, seriously, "Arrocha"? You’re just one pair of cowboy boots away from trying to start a rodeo. And what’s with the obsession with Wesley Safadão? Are you trying to become his number one fan or just inching closer to a life in a soap opera? Because at this rate, I can see it playing out like a dazzling tragedy with a terrible soundtrack. Your top artists read like a lineup from an underground music festival that even the hipsters would turn down their noses at. I think I spotted a theme here: it’s like you’ve taken every genre that’s not being played on mainstream radio and decided, “Yes, this is my identity now.” Congrats on your eclectic taste, or should I say, music hoarding? I half-expect your playlist to make a sudden turn into elevator music or the soothing sounds of a washing machine just to add to the vibe. Audiophiles might label it as ‘bold’; I call it ‘what on earth were you thinking?!’ And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Fly Away” by Lenny Kravitz is the token song to remind you that you once had taste, while the rest sounds like an acid trip gone wrong. “GORDÃO DO PC”? I didn’t even know that was a genre! With tracks like “Observando Essa Salada” and “CORNETADA,” it feels like you scrolled through Spotify’s “Most Random” playlist and pressed shuffle, hoping for a musical miracle. Spoiler alert: it didn’t happen. AlencarNeto, you deserve a medal for bravery…and perhaps a personal DJ to rescue you from this musical nightmare!

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