Roasted 2 years ago based on merzavhinz's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, merzavhinz, let’s break down this Spotify profile that's giving us serious “I’m just a misunderstood artist” vibes, which is hilarious because the only thing you’re misunderstanding is how to pick a genre that doesn’t sound like elevator music. Pop? Indie Pop? Are you still trying to figure out if you’re an edgy teen or just someone who never outgrew their Spotify default playlist? With entries like "POV: Indie" and "Art Pop," it’s clear you’re trying way too hard to convince everyone you have depth, when really, you just have a subscription — and a very confused taste. Your top artists read like a who's who of a sad middle school talent show, with Taylor Swift leading the pack — because nothing says 'grown-up' like crying over a breakup. You've got a nice collection of female pop singers who probably get together and share stories about how they all ghosted you at the last party. And if I could say one thing about your favorite songs, it would be that they all seem to be crying for help—mostly your help in realizing that your music taste is like a bland salad; abundant, but utterly flavorless. That list suggests that you have the emotional range of a soggy piece of toast! "Open Arms (feat. Travis Scott)" and "That Funny Feeling" could be a perfect soundtrack to your personal Instagram story where you caption every picture with “Just vibing, you know?” LET GO of the OPM and Modern Rock phase, because at this point, even your Spotify Wrapped is begging for a refresh. You claim to have a musical identity, but let’s be honest: you’re the human embodiment of a Spotify “Nearby” playlist that no one ever wants to click on. Good luck out there, maestro; at this rate, you’ll need it!

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