Roasted 9 months ago based on Jesko's long term Spotify stats.

Jesko, your Spotify profile reads like a musical blind date that went horribly wrong. With favorites that sound like you stumbled into a Thai food festival but accidentally ended up in a hipster's basement party, it's clear you’ve mastered the fine art of confusing everyone in the room. "Thai Pop," "T-pop," and "Luk Thung?" Are you trying to start an international incident or just showing us how far you can take the "I want my music as obscure as my taste in colognes" trend? Let’s talk about your top artists. "Mixed Matches" sounds like a high school band that never made it past the talent show, while "Oliver Francis" and "KLEAR" seem to be either the worst names for a DIY dog grooming service or tracks in a cult seminar no one's brave enough to attend. And shoutout to "$uicideboy$," who's probably just as confused as we are about why you make their music sound like a sad karaoke night held in a dungeon. As for your most played songs, it’s a miracle the neighbors haven’t filed a noise complaint. “Poi Domani Bo (OUTRO)” by "Slava"? Sounds like an intro for your next family therapy session. “Used to” by "Josh A," more like what you should have gotten used to by now—actually good music. Jesko, if your taste were a meal, it would be a confused fusion of bland pad thai and soggy electro nachos. Time to step it up, my friend.

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