Roasted 3 months ago based on Freyja's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Freyja, you’ve truly curated a playlist that reads like the emotional confessional of a teenager who got broken up with over text—repeatedly. Your favorite genres sound like a sad attempt to be relatable while also trying to convince us that you don't spend every weekend crying in your pillow fort. Hyperpop and Christian Hip Hop? That’s an impressive range of confusion! It’s like you’re gearing up for a summer festival of existential crises. “Yes, I’d like my emo rap with a side of God’s love, please!” As for your top artists, I’m surprised your Spotify doesn’t have an emergency hotline ready for all the angst and angst-adjacent music you’ve binging on. With artists like Billie Eilish and ThxSoMch dominating your plays, it’s clear you’re on a first-name basis with sadness. Seriously, are you okay? “SPIT IN MY FACE!” isn’t just a title; it’s a cry for help! When someone looks at your playlist, they might ask if you’re auditioning for a role in “The Most Extra Playlist Ever” or if those songs are just a soundtrack to your daily existential dread. And shoutout to your most played songs! Nothing says “I’m thriving” quite like rotating between ThxSoMch tracks that sound freshly stolen from a high school diary. With gems like “that b*tch don’t even kno my name...” and “Hate.” at the forefront, it’s almost as if you’re begging the universe for some sympathy points. Just ask yourself, Freyja—when did getting rejected by your own taste in music become a genre? Keep rocking that interior monologue of despair; just make sure you’re not getting too comfy in there!

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