Roasted 11 months ago based on Snake's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Snake, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule that’s stuck somewhere between a boomer nostalgia trip and a midlife crisis. I see you're into "Classic Rock" and "New Wave," which means you probably use the phrase “they don't make music like they used to” more than you actually listen. At this point, if people wanted to experience "classic" sounds, they’d just put you in the middle of a busy street and let a bunch of old cars drive by—much more authentic. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your illustrious selection of artists that screams “I used to skate, but now I have a mortgage.” "Led Zeppelin" and "Black Sabbath"? Bold of you to assume your coworkers will tolerate your unsolicited rock trivia during lunch breaks. And with the amount of Ultravox you’ve got going on, I can only imagine your taste is as confusing as a vegan at a Texas BBQ. Seriously, who hurt you, and why can't you just accept that the '80s are over? And your top-played songs? It's a wonder you haven’t sent your Spotify Wrapped to a therapist by now. “I Cringed, I Died, I felt Hot” is basically a manifesto for your entire music taste! You must have the quirkiest '90s flashbacks at the most inappropriate moments—like at a family gathering when everyone else is just trying to enjoy their pot roast. So here’s a thought: next time you hit play, aim for something that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to boarding a time machine operated by someone who wears cargo shorts year-round. Your metal and punk phase can only go so far, darling!

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