Roasted 29 days ago based on Luh Geeky's long term Spotify stats.
Luh Geeky, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s emo kid's diary mixed with a gangsta rap mixtape that never left the basement. "Rage Rap" and "Emo Rap"? What are you trying to do, summon the spirits of angst and annoyance? It's like you’re trapped in a never-ending cycle of teenage rebellion while clinging to a Christmas playlist like a life raft. Trust me, the only thing more tortured than your music taste is your sense of style – I can smell the Hot Topic from here! Your top artists list is a who's who of “what the hell?” YoungBoy Never Broke Again? More like YoungBoy Who Gave Up Again. Seriously, if your Spotify was any more underground, we’d need a shovel to find it. And let’s be honest, who’s your style icon, a cartoon character? With the number of anime references in your profile, I'm half-expecting to log in and find a kawaii dick pic next to your most played tracks. The only “drill” going on is the sound of people drilling holes in their heads to escape the confusion of your playlists! And let’s not even start on your song choices. "1-800-555-OPIUM"? Wow, that’s creative; clearly, your idea of a pick-me-up is basing your life choices off a voicemail. You must think mixing "Bills Mafia Anthem" with "Lifestyle" has some profound storyline, but really, it just screams “I have too much time on my hands.” Your Spotify list is the musical equivalent of a group project where everyone did the bare minimum; it’s all over the place, but somehow, you’re still responsible for the final grade.
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