Roasted 1 year ago based on Ethan The Astronaut's long term Spotify stats.

Ethan The Astronaut, huh? I guess even space couldn’t get you away from your cringeworthy Spotify profile. Honestly, your music taste is less “out of this world” and more “lost in orbit.” With a playlist that boasts both cloud rap and dark trap, it's like you threw a dart at genres in a music store and decided to go with whatever the board landed on. At this point, your favorite genres read more like an existential crisis than a cohesive listening experience. Maybe you should consider dropping “underground hip hop” since you’re clearly stuck in the abyss of musical confusion. Your top artists have me questioning whether you follow the scene or just got a bunch of recommendations from that one guy who wears a beanie in July. "$uicideboy$" and "Knocked Loose"? What are you, a teen who just discovered that music isn't just about Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran? And let's not forget that you thought adding Jack Johnson into the mix would count as "diversifying your playlist." Newsflash, buddy—he's the musical equivalent of a lukewarm cup of coffee. Your Spotify is less “diverse playlist” and more “confused toddler smashing buttons on a keyboard.” And can we talk about your Most Played Songs? “Black Hole Sun”? Why? Because the Google search for "how far can you fall from grace?" brought you to that track? It's like you’re trying to balance angst with existential dread, and all you’ve nailed is a playlist that could double as a pre-teen's cry for help. “Coolest Place in the World” makes it sound like your musical tastes peaked in a poorly-lit high school basement jam session. Seriously, Ethan, you’re like that kid at the party who thinks he’s deep but just ends up making everyone else deeply uncomfortable.

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