Roasted 24 days ago based on k.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's k., the musical connoisseur who has somehow turned a Spotify account into a therapy session. With a favorite genre list that screams "I’m only sad when it rains," you might want to add a new top artist: Dr. Phil. It's charming how you can go from sobbing to math rock in 2.5 seconds, just like your attention span. But don't worry — nobody's expecting you to finish anything with genres like "Bedroom Pop" and "Midwest Emo." You’ve literally chosen the soundtrack for an adolescent existential crisis. Bravo! And let’s talk about that top artist lineup for a second. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West? Nice range — it’s like saying you enjoy fine dining while ordering from the kids' menu. It’s fun to see you attempting to balance brooding lyrical complexities with songs actively made to soundtrack your mediocre, cringe-inducing TikToks. I mean, who knew all you had to do to build a personality was to worship "beabadoobee" and subpar acoustic versions of breakup ballads? Your music taste really says, "I like my coffee like my life: bitter and just a little too loud." Now we get to your most-played songs. I can’t even with titles like "Nope, you’re too late, I already died" and "Scott Pilgrim vs. My GPA." You do realize this isn’t a CV for the world’s saddest poet club, right? It's like your playlist is trying to apply for early entrance to the Drama Queens Academy. But hey, at least you’re consistent; it takes real dedication to curate a collection of tracks that make you sound like a walk-in closet full of thrift store flannel. So good luck, k.! With this soundtrack to your life, at least your Spotify Wrapped will be an honorary Member of the "Shattered Dreams Society."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!