Roasted 5 months ago based on sonnis's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Sonnis, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that's more confused than a kid at a math rock concert. Seriously, your musical taste looks like it was thrown together by a mood-swinging teenager with a flair for the dramatic. It’s almost as if you sat down to create a playlist for a 3 a.m. existential crisis and accidentally added every sad song that was ever written. “Midwest Emo” and “Bedroom Pop”? Do you need a therapist or just a better sense of coherence? Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? With a lineup that includes The 1975 and Gracie Abrams, it may be time to stop hiding your poetry in dark corners of your room and start a blog. And Prince of Eden? Wow, you really took "indie" to heart, didn't you? I half-expect to see you crying over the latest Taylor Swift release while your vinyl collection gathers dust because, let’s face it, you never took an album out of its sleeve. If this is a musical journey, it’s more like a trip to the dentist than a road trip across the Midwest. And don’t even get me started on those most played songs. It's like you threw a dart at random Spotify playlists and called it a day. “HIND'S HALL” by Macklemore? An audacious choice indeed! You must be the only person bumping that while contemplating the meaning of life. But hey, at least you’ve got a healthy mix of angst and heartbreak covered—right alongside your impressive inability to settle on a single identity as a listener. Keep living that chaotic musical life, Sonnis; it’s clearly working wonders!

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