Roasted 2 months ago based on Hareko's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Hareko, the only person I know whose Spotify playlist sounds like a rest stop in an abandoned indie record shop. With genres like Math Rock and Vocaloid, it's clear you're the type that probably plays the kazoo in a band called 'Boredom's Revenge.' Just when you thought you couldn’t sound any more underground, you went and deep-dived into genres that even hipsters can’t find in thrift stores anymore. I hope you’re at least impressed with how uniquely bad your taste is; those could make anyone question if you actually enjoy music or just enjoy being the eccentric weirdo in the corner at every party. And can we just take a minute to appreciate your top artists? With names like "STOMACH BOOK" and "glass beach," it sounds less like a playlist and more like the first draft of a child's book report. Who are you trying to impress, Hareko? Your favorite artists sound like a collection of bad Tinder bios turned into a band names. I guess the only thing worse than your choice of music is the fact that you've listened to "Wanna see your XXX, more than hidden side of the moon" more than you’ve interacted with actual human beings. Maybe if you spent less time scrolling through the weirdest corners of Spotify, you'd finally figure out how to make eye contact during a conversation? As for your most played songs, there’s not enough room on the internet to contain all the red flags! "i only fw emo b*tches?" Please, the only thing more questionable than your life choices is your playlist. With titles like "worlds a fuck" and "Rug! Burn! Dash!" I think it’s safe to say you’re just living in a soft, melodramatic mosh pit, where you throw your feelings at the wall and hope it sticks. Next time, Hareko, maybe you should upload your life as a podcast so we can all laugh while you melodramatically analyze the meaning behind every track, while secretly hoping no one brings it up during family gatherings.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!