Roasted 2 months ago based on splore's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, splore, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate guide for a midlife crisis in a flannel shirt! Seriously, with a favorite genres list that includes more sub-genres than I can count on my fingers, it’s a miracle your music hasn’t just thrown itself into a blender and blended to an unrecognizable paste of emotional turmoil and confusion. The only thing more convoluted than your genre preferences is that hairstyle you’re still trying to pull off—give it up; even your hair is in a midlife crisis! And let’s chat about those top artists, shall we? Your playlist is a veritable “Who’s Who” of sad kids with guitars and feelings so large they could fill a stadium. Did you pick them all out of a sad song compilation or do you just have a sixth sense for artists who need therapy? Not that we’re judging—someone has to represent the teary-eyed warriors of the “I-sat-in-my-room-during-high-school” club, but it’s time to admit that you’re one existential crisis away from an oversized hoodie and quarterly mental breakdown. Now, those most-played songs? Buddy, you really need to diversify or at least consider switching to the occasional “happy” song. I mean, if “If We Have Each Other” is your idea of a good time, I can only assume you’re planning to join a support group soon. At this rate, you’re one heartbreak away from being the person who shows up to parties with an acoustic guitar and a long list of sob stories. Here’s a suggestion: find a song that doesn’t sound like it was written in a basement and give us all a break!

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