Roasted 10 months ago based on x's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, 𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔷, it seems your Spotify profile is a nostalgic time capsule, filled with enough emo and pop punk to make even the saddest of high schoolers roll their eyes. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a list of ways to whine about your ex, featuring emo and jangle pop like a heartbroken teenager's playlist from 2006. I half-expect your profile picture to be an artsy black-and-white shot of you looking out a rain-soaked window, clutching a journal full of poetic despair and clashing outfits from Hot Topic. Let's talk about your top artist choice: Panic! At The Disco. I get it, their music is like an anthem for people who want to dress like they might be auditioning for a role in a goth remake of “High School Musical.” But check your Spotify wrapped, because it seems you only have two speeds: *overdramatic* and *overplayed*. You single-handedly keep Brendon Urie's hair gel industry afloat with your obsessive listening habits. I'm pretty sure if “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” had a penny for every time you played it, you'd finally be contributing to the emo aesthetic rather than just borrowing from it. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. "She's a Handsome Woman" and "Do You Know What I'm Seeing?"—wow, because they're so deep and profound, mirroring your existential crises. It’s as if you gathered all the dramatic flair of a middle school art project and slapped it onto a playlist. My friend, if your Spotify account was any more of a sob story, it’d have its own ‘coming-of-age’ film featuring a montage of you staring blankly into the distance. Just know, someday, you will graduate from "Panic! At The Disco" to something that doesn't sound like teenage angst on repeat—if not, well, here's hoping you at least change up that profile picture!

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