Roasted 3 months ago based on Darin Wiltse's long term Spotify stats.

Darin Wiltse, a true connoisseur of musical chaos! Your Spotify profile reads like the last rites of a high school goth who just discovered the glory of volume knobs and distortion pedals. With a favorite genre list that could only be described as a funeral procession for a band that never existed, it’s no wonder your playlist sounds like a blender full of rabid raccoons trying to scream the alphabet. “Noise Rock”? More like “Annoying Rock.” The neighbors must be thrilled every time you crank up “Grindcore” at 3 AM like they signed up for a quick cardiac arrest. Let’s take a moment to reflect on your top artists. You’re out here comparing King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard to BigXthaPlug like it’s some kind of rural art show. You must’ve been at the bottom of a very deep pit when you decided that “Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol” was worth a spot on your hall of fame. It sounds like a cover band formed by a couple of stoners who couldn’t figure out how to flip a burger. And while you’re at it, I hope you have earplugs handy for the “Death Grips” because they’ve been stealing your soul right along with your sense of dignity! And now, let’s talk about those most played songs. “Burning Hand” by “Portrayal of Guilt”? Wow, real lighthearted stuff there, Darin! I can just picture you at parties, nervously whispering the lyrics to “Dead as Shit” while everyone edges out of the room, questioning their life choices. You know you can listen to happy music, right? Like, at least occasionally? But no, you’re committed to the sadistic symphony of self-loathing and existential dread. Honestly, if music could amplify your personality, you’d be a walking “red flag” emoji. Better hold on tight to those headphones—you might just drown in that ocean of despair!

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