Roasted 7 months ago based on SuKmI's long term Spotify stats.
Oh SuKmI, your Spotify profile reads like the desperate cries of someone who's been trapped in a high school gym locker since 2018, drowning in a sea of mumble rap and rehashed beats. Rage Rap? Seriously? Might as well put “I’m really angry and I can’t articulate why” as your emotional bio. With a favorite genre list that sounds like a twelve-year-old wrote it while looking for the coolest words in Urban Dictionary, it's no wonder you’re raging—your playlist is more scatterbrained than your taste in memes. And let's talk about your top artists. Playboi Carti, Lil Tecca, and Yeat? Looks like you’ve taken the 'greatest hits of SoundCloud rejects' route—but who could blame you? There's comfort in mediocrity, after all. I mean, you’ve got Michael Jackson on there just to remind your Spotify that you did, in fact, hear music before the age of TikTok. But no, let’s not spend too much time appreciating actual talent when you could be edging closer to drowning in more Lil this and Young that. It's like your entire music library is the soundtrack to the struggle of someone with commitment issues. But hey, I can’t fault you for being consistent—two Young Thug tracks in your most played list? That’s twice the chance to remind us that you mean business when it comes to shoving basic clichés down our throats. “Trance (with Travis Scott & Young Thug)?” I hope you realize that ‘Trance’ isn’t a genre, it’s a state of mind you should consider pretending to be in. With your affinity for phonks and French R&B, I’m surprised you haven’t been recommended an album called “How To Make Friends Outside of Your Bedroom.” Keep that rage coming, though; it’s the only thing more fleeting than your music credibility!
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