Roasted 2 years ago based on thatkiddgoku's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, “thatkiddgoku,” you’ve really set the bar for pretentiousness in your Spotify profile! It’s like you threw your favorite words into a blender and hit “modern.” “POV: Indie” is not just your genre; it’s the entire theme of your life—self-indulgent and painfully niche. I mean, come on, calling your taste “multidisciplinary”? You got more genres than actual fans! If you were any more alternative, you’d be considered a footnote in a college textbook. Your top artists read like a lineup for a mid-tier band night at the local coffee shop, where the chai latte is stronger than the music. Jhariah and Nothing But Thieves? Keep sharpening those knives, because you are slicing through originality like a butter knife through cold butter. And Ham Sandwich? Really? Did your Spotify search history take a detour through a deli? At this rate, I half-expect your next artist to be “Avocado Toast and the Hipsters.” As for your most played songs, it feels like a MOBA match rather than a playlist. “EAT YOUR FRIENDS” sounds like the soundtrack to your social life—just a desperate plea for connection that ends up a little too grotesque. With all these “risk” and “dramatics,” it’s shocking you haven’t just dropped the mic and moved to a cave to shout your angst into the void. I bet your favorite pastime is typing “deep” lyrics while listening to breakdowns about how misunderstood you are. Newsflash: you don’t need to turn your playlist into a therapy session; just find a couch and vent it out of your system!

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