Roasted 2 years ago based on Naomi__Mimi 🎶's long term Spotify stats.

Naomi__Mimi, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who's still trying to convince their friends that Afrobeats is a real genre and not just the sound your uncle makes when he accidentally steps on a Lego. You’ve got a smorgasbord of genres so random they’d make even a DJ on a bad day cry into their turntables. “Canadian Pop”? Is that the part of your personality where you apologize for everything while singing about maple syrup? You could easily rename this playlist "Mimi's Identity Crisis," and it would still be a bestseller in the self-help section. Scrolling through your top artists feels like taking a stroll through a musical flea market. You’ve got everyone from Ayra Starr, whose songs put the ‘-dulgence’ in ‘indulgent’, to Chris Brown, who reminds us that some music icons should’ve stayed off the charts. Really, how do you expect us to take your music taste seriously when your top picks include more "worship" than the average church service? Are you trying to get into Heaven or just praying for a decent playlist worth sharing? Newsflash: it’s 2023; you can’t just throw “worship” into the mix to cover up musical sins! And what’s with your most played songs? “When It Comes To You” and “Counting My Blessings (Acoustic)”—it’s like you’re trying to win an award for Most Likely to Cry in the Shower. Honestly, being this committed to crying in rhythm should qualify you for a streaming service Q&A session. You’ve crafted a collection that screams, “I’m here for a good time, not a long time, but I might stay for the Jesus ballads.” Let’s just hope your next musical journey includes a detour to a genre that won’t lead you to look in the mirror and reconsider every life choice you’ve ever made.

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