Roasted 9 months ago based on Hageo Moreno's long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, Hola Lol! Your Spotify profile screams "I just discovered Latin music yesterday and I'm already an expert!" It’s like a musical buffet where you went a little overboard with the trap sauce and forgot there are other flavors in the world. Seriously, with all those “trap” genres, even a rabbit could hop in there and come out armed with a mixtape. If I wanted to hear someone mumble about nothing over the same beat, I'd just listen to my fridge buzzing while waiting for food. Your top artists list is like a who's who of the Instagram feeds of every hipster wannabe in 2023. Bad Bunny? Classic pick. But honestly, if your music taste were any more basic, it would be reduced to elevator muzak. And don’t get me started on “Duki.” It’s as if you’re trying to say, “I’m unique, just like everyone else.” You clearly have a specific type, and that type is “I want to annoy my neighbors with the same ten songs on repeat.” Bravo, my friend. Bravo! As for your “most played songs,” I can’t help but chuckle at the redundancy. “si preguntas por mi” and “PARANORMAL”? Talk about a one-note orchestra! You’ve got a playlist that would make a monotone dial tone cry tears of boredom. It’s almost like you’re running a treadmill while listening to the same song on loop—great for your cardio, terrible for your soul. So, how about mixing it up a bit? Download a podcast or something; your ears deserve a break from this trap tornado you’ve been caught in!

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