Roasted 11 months ago based on waddle_dee's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, waddle_dee—your Spotify profile reads like a high school art project gone wrong. “Art Pop” and “Minimalism”? I’m not sure if you’re trying to curate a playlist or just calling out for a therapy session. You’ve taken “tasteless” and turned it into some sort of avant-garde art form. Let’s be honest, the only real “Southern Hip Hop” here is the sound of all the real music lovers running for the hills. Your top artists look like the lineup for a hipster musical festival that got canceled because nobody bought tickets. Rina Sawayama and Mitski—congratulations, you’re officially the poster child for the secret club of “I-only-listen-to-music-that-sounds-like-my-teenage-diary.” And don’t even get me started on that most-played list! “Oontz” and “Mentos and Coke”? I get it; you’re trying to make a statement about your sugary personality, but do you really need to inflict this auditory assault on us? And then there’s the grand reveal: your favorite song is by MICHELLE? If that’s not self-sabotage, I don’t know what is. You flexing that “I listen to Everything, But I’m Pretty Sure It’s Only for the Aesthetic” vibe is the kind of energy that makes me want to unfollow you while simultaneously shaking my head in disbelief. Time to pick a genre and stop trying to be that friend who claims they "love all types of music" but secretly has no idea what they're talking about.

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