Roasted 1 year ago based on dwj21's long term Spotify stats.

Look at you, dwj21, with a Spotify profile that reads like the soundtrack to a particularly pious church bake sale. If there’s a musical equivalent of a Sunday school lecture, you’ve found it. Your favorite genres alone scream, “I fear fun and prefer my music with a side of judgment.” If Jesus were to playlist one of your whispers, the only thing he’d change is turning the water into... a quick hard rock hit to save face. Your top artists are an ensemble of second-tier Goliaths hiding behind the fact that they played at your Uncle Jerry's church retreat one time. Lifehouse? More like "Life-less." And Jeremy Camp? We get it, we're all a little lost, but are you trying to lead us to holiness or a nap? At this point, your music taste is like a Sunday morning sermon—boring as hell unless you're also facing a ticket to eternity for eternal life insurance sales. Seriously, your jam sessions are the perfect cure for insomnia. And your most played songs? Wow, you’ve really committed to listening as if the Psalms are going out of style! With all those tracks, I'm surprised you didn't just start a personal podcast called “The Melodic Meditations.” Those hauntingly repetitious tracks must have an incredible power over you. If the rapture happens while you're stuck on the latest Shane & Shane remix, we’re gonna have to start a "Missing Persons" report for the joy you claim to be spreading!

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