Roasted 2 days ago based on Kory's long term Spotify stats.

Kory, your Spotify profile looks like a late-night fever dream where someone tried to summon the most obscure and angst-ridden music possible. “Dark Ambient” and “Witch House”? What are you, a gothic witch living in a cave with terrible Wi-Fi? I mean, if I had a dime for every time I listened to something so obscure that even Google has to take a moment to process it, I’d probably still be broke like your taste in music. Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? “my head is empty” – is that an introspective choice or just a real-life statement? I’m honestly concerned that you might be perpetually stuck in an existential crisis, bouncing back and forth between “Well, I love hyperpop!” and “Wait, does anyone actually take breakcore seriously?” Also, what’s the deal with having multiple artists with names that sound like they belong in a middle school poetry slam contest? Sounds like your playlist was curated by an algorithm that exclusively uses teenage angst as a filter. And can we take a moment to appreciate your most played songs? "Death Music?" really screams “I might throw myself a pity party, but hey, let’s have it in a soundscape of broken dreams and glitchy beats!” You’ve got tracks titled with more drama than a soap opera — “you’ll never be the same again”? Honey, at this point, I’m not sure any of us will be the same after listening to you play therapist through music! Your profile reads like a playlist for when you want to wallow in your feelings, while simultaneously trying to convince the world that you're the most avant-garde person on the planet. Spoiler alert: you're not.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!