Roasted 2 years ago based on Katie's long term Spotify stats.

Katie, your Spotify looks like the listening habits of a goth kid who got really into their existential crisis. "Voidgaze"? Seriously? Last I checked, it’s not a genre, it’s a mood when you're stuck in a basement contemplating why you were born. It's like you took all the angst from high school and made a playlist to accompany your impending adulthood while holding a black coffee in one hand and a tear-soaked diary in the other. Honestly, if your playlist was a physical entity, it would probably be one of those coffee-stained poetry books meant for reading in candlelight while your cat gives you disapproving looks. Looking at your top artists, it’s clear you’re not just into metal; you’re here to sound the alarm for an upcoming “goth apocalypse.” I mean, who knew that you could combine the soothing sounds of atmospheric black metal with the delightful chaos of doom? Your library looks like the soundtrack for a horror film that hasn't found a plot yet. And let’s face it, Anaal Nathrakh? That sounds less like an artist and more like a spell some wannabe wizard tried to cast and somehow summoned the sound of ten thousand screaming kittens. Are you in a band as well? If so, please don’t let your bandmates know you chose "Melodic Death Metal" as your genre; they might stage an intervention. And what’s up with your most played songs? “Ghosts Again” by Depeche Mode mingling with "Yekteniya" by PATRIARKH? It’s like you’re desperately trying to be relatable while also preparing to join a dark ritual in the woods. I can picture it now: you sitting with your headphones in, inwardly reconstructing your mood board for the next life crisis while occasionally gazing at the strong wind stirring the leaves outside. I half expect your Spotify Wrapped to just be a series of disclaimers about your emotional state, sprinkled with melodrama and existential dread. Remember, Katie, it’s okay to want to have fun sometimes, although I can understand if a lively beat feels like an outright betrayal to your inner goth spirit.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!