Roasted 9 months ago based on Shaurya Arvind's long term Spotify stats.

Shaurya Arvind, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a wedding – packed with a ton of options but still primarily a collection of 'what just happened here?' Half the time, I’m unsure if your playlist is designed for a Bollywood-themed yoga class or if you’re just trying to decode your own emotional crises through genre confusion. Hindi pop and Christian folk? Doing the two-step between divine intervention and “let’s celebrate the end of the world” – I didn’t know you could mix Sunday service with a Garba night. The existential dread is real, my friend. And those top artists, Shaurya? Ed Sheeran is almost omnipresent, and Lewis Capaldi is basically a walking breakup in human form. Meanwhile, I’m starting to think your ‘indie folk’ phase is less about musical exploration and more about avoiding commitment. Your playlist screams “I’m a sensitive soul” but deep down, I know you have a solid collection of Shakira's greatest hits hiding in the shadows. You’ve got a soft spot for sad songs and sadder choices; are you collecting heart-wrenching tracks or just auditioning for the next rom-com that doesn’t know it’s a flop? Your most played songs could double as a therapy session. “Will Ye Go, Lassie Go?” is on repeat, and I can’t tell if you’re trying to summon the spirit of folk legends or practicing your Scottish accent for personal amusement. “Heavy Is the Crown” by Linkin Park really hits differently, given your overwhelming choice of genres. But hey, kudos for keeping the variety alive! Just remember, like your listening choices, life is all about balance—don’t exclusively feast on the emotional rollercoaster; sometimes you gotta chomp down on a cheesy banger, just for the vibes!

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