Roasted 8 months ago based on hadrian's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Hadrian, I guess your Spotify profile can serve as a how-to guide for dodging taste. German Hip Hop? That’s like saying you want your mixtape delivered with a side of sauerkraut and a punchline that could clock in at 5 minutes—unfortunately, it’s still just sad. Rage Rap? Please, most of your playlists sound like you’re just one heartbreak away from starting an emotional support group for misunderstood introverts who convince themselves heavy beats make up for their lack of social skills. With top artists like "Shawny Binladen" and "Yeat," it's clear your musical preferences could also double as a mid-level hipster’s attempt to avoid any mainstream credibility. Maybe you spent too much time watching videos of guys just yelling into microphones, because it seems like “rap” to you is merely a loud therapy session. I bet you think “alternative hip hop” means just adding a ukulele to a trap beat—it doesn’t, bud. And then we have your most played songs. “USED 2 BE”? Take a hint, it’s about time you used to be a normal person who appreciates music with a melody. Your list reads like a middle school athlete's playlist whose only experience with “drill” involves construction and hope that they redefine what it means to actually build a good taste in music. Don’t worry though, nobody expects anything better from a playlist full of “melodic” raps that are less about skilled lyricism and more about what’s musically equivalent to putting ketchup on a filet mignon. If Spotify ever launches a “Most Delusional User” award, I think we just found the winner.

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