Roasted 7 months ago based on neuriv's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, neuriv, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s “I’m not like other girls” manifesto. With a genre list that looks like it was pulled from a basement rave where the DJ was also the therapist, you’ve successfully out-emo-ed an entire Hot Topic. Emo rap? Trap metal? You’re like a musical mad scientist who’s taken all the angsty leftovers of the 2000s and mixed them into a sonic smoothie... and now I’m both intrigued and terrified to try a sip. Let’s talk about those top artists because it seems you’re on a first-name basis with despair. BLP KOSHER and Freddie Dredd? Wow, I didn’t realize your therapist was also your playlist curator. Not to mention your most played tracks—“this body means nothing to me” sounds eerily close to how you treat your social life. And don’t even get me started on the mix of "Horrorcore" with “Hades.” We get it; you’re deep and dark, but my dude, the only thing more tragic than your taste in music is the thought that you might someday play these tracks at a wedding. And while you’re busy keeping the underground hip hop scene alive, at least have the decency to not come out of your cave with “Skydweller” blasting through your earbuds like it’s some absolute banger. The only thing flying overhead is your ability to read the room! But honestly, who could forget the enchanting sounds of “Ukraine - Let Me Talk Afro Drill Mix”? Because nothing screams nuanced musical taste quite like a track that throws you through that many genres. So keep your playlists coming, neuriv! At this point, even Spotify needs therapy after sifting through your emotional baggage.

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