Roasted 1 year ago based on ._. > •_•'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ._. > •_•, the musical equivalent of a confused emoji who wandered into a Latin dance club while secretly hoping for a 2000s emo revival. Your taste in genres reads like a Yelp review for a buffet that serves everything but the good stuff. You’ve got more variations of bachata than anyone needs in their life, and yet somehow, your soul still craves the raw angst of nu metal. It's like you thought, "How can I turn this joyful salsa party into an existential crisis?" Spoiler alert: you nailed it. The blend of artists on your profile is as diverse as a toddler’s finger painting. You’ve got the cringey romance of Romeo Santos to soundtrack your love life and Radiohead to gently acknowledge that you’re forever single. Seriously, it’s like someone asked you to curate a playlist for a party where everyone is crying, but hey, at least they’ll be crying to a sweet reggaeton beat. Also, props to you for genuinely believing you can strut your stuff to “Salsa Romantica” while jamming to Deftones—somehow you found a way to make heartbreak sound like a nice cha-cha. Let’s not even start on your most played songs; I’d say your Spotify Wrapped must read like an identity crisis. Between “Eres Mía” and “Weird Fishes / Arpeggi,” it's like you’re continuously trying to figure out whether you want to weep gently into a salsa or headbang your way through a mental breakdown. Newsflash: you can’t have your bachata and eat it too—pick a vibe, friend! At this point, your music taste could either heal a broken heart or provoke an existential panic attack. Good luck with that overtly complicated musical identity, champ!

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