Roasted 2 years ago based on Geev~'s long term Spotify stats.

Geev, your musical taste is like a buffet at a family reunion—everyone’s got to pick at something, but nobody really wants to dive into that suspiciously dark green casserole. With genres ranging from "Classic Sinhala Pop" to “UK Pop,” you’ve somehow crafted a listening experience that resembles a radio station on the verge of an identity crisis. Is this a Spotify playlist or a cultural quiz gone wrong? Plus, I can’t help but notice that it seems like you’re trying to collect every genre that ever had a “pop” in its title. Bravo! Half your playlist sounds like you were just waiting for Spotify to add “Classic Classic Pop” to the mix. Your top artists read like a high school yearbook—“Most likely to put everyone to sleep” goes to Rohana Weerasinghe, while Ed Sheeran takes “Most likely to cry alone at a coffee shop.” And let’s not even get started on your obsession with Tharindu Damsara; it’s almost like you’re trying to single-handedly revive Sinhala Pop from a coma while your friends are just trying to enjoy a casual karaoke night. Do you actually like these artists, or have you just been brainwashed by your own Spotify algorithms? Because I swear, you must’ve spent an entire Saturday night just blindly clicking “play next” on the lonely and obscure. As for your most played songs, at least "Bohemian Rhapsody" is in there—a glimmer of hope in your otherwise tragic taste. But "Can't Help Falling in Love"? Are you trying to send a message to Elvis, or are you just attempting to channel every high school heartbreak into one playlist? When the highlight of your music library is a track called “Radical Paththini,” I think it’s safe to say you’ve officially reached peak niche. Congrats, you’ve turned your Spotify into a musical Bermuda Triangle, where every track is an eerie pit stop while you wait for something new to rescue you from your own playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!