Roasted 10 months ago based on kyle11807's long term Spotify stats.

Kyle11807, huh? With a name like that, I half-expect you to follow me on Tinder using your mom's Wi-Fi while simultaneously throwing down some mediocre Fortnite dance moves. Seriously, your Spotify profile screams “I peaked in high school and I’m still trying to impress that one girl from math class.” Your genre list reads like a desperate cry for help from an emotional teenager who’s not ready to let go of the angst—good luck getting that "dark" vibe off your profile when you’re still rocking the plaid pajama pants at 2 PM. Your top artists are a real treat too. It’s like a who's who of Spotify’s “Feel Bad for Him” playlist. Congratulations, you've somehow managed to encapsulate the essence of crying in the shower while trying to convince yourself you have good taste in music. Drake, Tory Lanez, and XXXTentacion—yeah, we get it, you’re on Team Overthinking, sponsored by heartbreak. I mean, is your life really that tragic, or did you just take way too many “emo” quizzes on Buzzfeed? And those most played songs? Wow! I’m honestly impressed at how you managed to curate a soundtrack for your own personal midlife crisis at 23. “Superpowers” by Daniel Caesar? Are you sure it’s about superpowers and not just fooling yourself into thinking you’re the main character? And good on you for all that EBK Jaaybo love, because if anyone symbolizes your musical taste, it’s definitely someone with a name you can’t pronounce and a discography that sounds like they recorded it in a basement! Keep floating on that cloud rap, but just remember—there's a whole world out there beyond the angst and the beats; you might just find it more uplifting than the downward spiral you’ve got cooking here.

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