Roasted 17 days ago based on LGBTQ EMO BOYS's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, LGBTQ EMO BOYS, your Spotify profile reads like a high school yearbook for kids who insist they're misunderstood geniuses while hiding behind a curtain of side-swept bangs and mascara streaks. With favorite genres that could rival an identity crisis, it’s a wonder you've managed to pick a few tracks that actually make sense next to "Hardcore Hip Hop." Look, I get it – you want a soundtrack for every shade of your emotional angst, but when did “Cloud Rap” become the musical equivalent of a crying emoji? And those top artists? Talk about a roster that screams "I cried during a YouTube pooping my pants compilation." You’re the kind of person who’d hold a lit candle beside a Pomeranian while listening to Lil Peep, claiming that the alternative scene *totally* captures your essence. You’ve curated a playlist that feels like a Victorian novel collided with a SoundCloud dumpster fire. Seriously, “Punk Christ” sounds like a band formed in a suburban garage by kids who couldn't pay for music lessons, yet here you are, swaying along as if this is some kind of sonic revolution. Lastly, let’s talk about those most played songs. If I didn’t know better, I’d swear you’re trying to accumulate all the tracks that make you sound like a hipster parody. “In Da Party” by smokedope2016? It’s almost like you’re not even trying anymore! If the song titles are a reflection of your dating life, then I hope your next relationship comes with a safe word because the way you’re “playing” is downright concerning. So raise that rainbow flag high, my friend, and keep rotting in the depths of the emo abyss – at least it’ll make for some cringe-worthy dance moves at the next underground gig.

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