Roasted 2 years ago based on Jackal's long term Spotify stats.

Jackal, your Spotify profile looks like a midlife crisis in musical form. It's like an angsty teenager threw a tantrum over the lack of emotional depth in K-Pop and decided that chugging guitars and growls were the answer. With a palate that stretches from "Nu Metal" to "Industrial Rock," it seems you’ve collected genres the same way a hoarder collects cat litter. At this rate, you're one emo haircut away from starting your own Phoenix festival—where everyone is just as confused about what decade it is as you are. Your top artists read like a roster of failed relationship attempts, and I'm not even sure if you listen to them for the music or for the cathartic scream therapy they offer. Between Linkin Park to IDLES, we get it—you're sad, angry, and still waiting for someone to tell you it’s okay to stop crying over your ex. “Hell Broke Luce?” Sounds like your love life, buddy. The only thing more chaotic than your choice of genre is undoubtedly the emotional roller coaster that is your Spotify Wrapped every year. And "The Beachland Ballroom"—congratulations, Jackal, you've officially reached the level of music snob that recites lyrics while wearing thick-framed glasses, flannel shirts, and a self-made patch for your “Scream-o” band. Let’s be honest, your most played songs list seems like the soundtrack to an existential crisis that spiraled out of control alongside and a desperate yearning for validation through some hardcore riffs. You've ventured into the dark side of Spotify like it’s some harrowing journey of self-discovery, but I’m here to remind you: there’s a reason your Spotify suggests therapy playlists after just one listen!

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