Roasted 8 months ago based on natalie ★'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Natalie, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream that accidentally got lost in a K-Pop concert. With a favorite genre list that looks like the output of a BuzzFeed quiz titled “Are You an Emo Teen or a Glowstick Raver?”, you’ve nailed the art of musical indecision. I mean, who needs variety when you can just have a confusing medley of every genre that sounds good on TikTok? If noise music is on your shortlist, I can only assume the sweet sound of nails on a chalkboard speaks to your soul. Your top artists list is like a high school yearbook filled with people who still think wearing Snapbacks is cool. Taylor Swift, the queen of the exes—what’s next, writing letters to your crush and sliding into their DMs with “All Too Well”? And mxmtoon, for when you want to remind everyone that you, too, once had a diary filled with cringy poetry. Meanwhile, your obsession with K-Pop is less about appreciating the artistry and more about practicing your fan chants in front of a mirror. Just remember: It’s okay to like something, Natalie, but your Spotify might just regret the day it ever met you. Now, those most played songs? Girl, they read like a chaotic soundtrack to a coming-of-age movie that no one asked for. "The Ballad of Lucy Gray Baird"? Did you just finish watching “The Hunger Games” and decide you needed to have an existential crisis? “Scorsese Baby Daddy”? Is this your attempt at manifesting your next relationship? And let’s not get started on “we're all eating each other”—girl, your Spotify’s not your therapy session, so save the “I’m a misunderstood artist” vibes for your Instagram poetry. With tracks like that, it’s no wonder your profile plays on repeat—kind of like how we all can’t stop cringing at what you brought to the table!

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