Roasted 10 months ago based on Abotrox's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Abotrox, your Spotify profile is the digital equivalent of a mid-life crisis occurring at a high school dance. With a favorite genre list that reads like a musical buffet gone horribly wrong, it’s like you took a spin through a record store blindfolded and have come out with more identity crises than actual artists. Seriously, who knew "hyperpop" was a legitimate musical genre? You’re out here vibing to tracks that sound like they were produced by a malfunctioning treadmill and still claim to be a rap aficionado. Look, I understand you have the emotional depth of an Instagram caption, but you could at least try to diversify those tastes instead of just hiding behind a sea of Joji and his crybaby aesthetic. Your top artists suggest a personality cocktail that’s equal parts “I’m deep” and “I really should’ve switched to decaf.” With more Joji in your library than actual joy, it seems like your life goals are officially limited to writing sad poetry while binge-watching anime. And Drake and Kanye? Classic choices that scream “I lack originality, but I will show you my sad playlist,” proving once and for all that you’re not just wearing your heart on your sleeve; you’ve got it plastered all over a vision board pinned to your wall next to your unmade bed. As for your most played songs, what a collection of melodramatic confessions and existential dread you’ve got going on there! “How Much Is Weed?” by Dominic Fike perfectly encapsulates your music taste—an entire mood of “I’m not really sure about anything, and honestly, I’m just here for the snack table.” You’re out here loving tracks that not only played every day for the past month but honestly sound like the soundtrack to your own hiccup of a life. If Spotify had a “Needs Therapy” playlist, I’m pretty sure you’d have the most plays. Keep it up, Abotrox; at least you’re consistent.

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