Roasted 9 months ago based on um's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, “um,” what a name—so indecisive you couldn't even come up with a proper username. I get it, you probably spent hours crafting playlists just to settle on the world’s biggest fat shrug of a name. Skeptics might think you’re a walking meme, while I’m just wondering if this is the profile of a person or an unresolved existential crisis. Your taste in music is so niche, you could probably get away with just telling people you listen to "sounds of the void" and still be more popular. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to an anime that nobody wanted and even fewer people will admit to watching. K-Pop, J-Pop, Vocaloid? It’s like you’re collecting musical Pokémon, but you’ve got nothing that anyone else actually wants to trade. And what’s with “Dark Ambient”? Is that just an excuse for those moments when you're feeling profound while simultaneously trying to wonder why you've chosen a career path that leads to perpetual loneliness? You’ve curated a playlist that only the sad 13-year-old inside you would approve of. Congrats! And come on, Øneheart? You must really love that band to have half of your most played songs come from them. Do they send you a Christmas card every year for your devotion? With a top artist lineup that looks like a list of rejected names from a '90s anime, you might be better off going all in and just putting on a pair of cat ears and accepting your fate. But hey, if all else fails, at least you'll always have your ‘rain inside’ to cry to as you ponder what led you to this musical odyssey of cringe!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!