Roasted 8 months ago based on mmrrt's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, mmrrt, the proud curator of a Spotify playlist that sounds like a confused selection of a middle schooler’s music project. You’ve got more genres listed than most people have pairs of socks, and I can’t help but wonder if your approach to music is just a trendy way to avoid commitment. Seriously, Turkish Hip Hop, T-pop, and Karadeniz Folk? Are you trying to collect a musical Pokémon or just throwing darts at a world map to see what sticks? I can just picture you at a party, shuffling awkwardly from one genre to another, wondering if anyone notices you didn’t pick a single mainstream flavor. Your taste in artists is equally perplexing. Look, I get that you’re trying to be eclectic, but “Top Artists” should not feel like your online cousin’s weird SoundCloud account you accidentally stumbled upon late at night. I’m surprised you don’t have a “Random Guy from My Block” featured in there too. And don’t even get me started on Jeff Redd—he’s the musical equivalent of that friend who always shows up empty-handed to a potluck but is somehow convinced everyone loves his half-hearted contributions. Here’s a tip: unless their last name ends in “-sen,” they’re not winning any Grammys anytime soon. And those most played songs? Pure gold. “SUDAN PANTOLON”? Sounds like something you'd find in the laundry basket of a nineteen-year-old too lazy to do their laundry. I can only assume that “PINGUI” is your attempt to win back some semblance of respect with animal-themed anthems, but spoiler alert: it didn’t work. Your playlist reads like a musical midlife crisis, and at this point, I’m just surprised you haven’t thrown in a random pop remix of a funeral dirge to encapsulate the emotional rollercoaster that is your life. Keep it up, mmrrt; the world needs your peculiar sense of rhythm, like it needs a hole in the head!

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