Roasted 2 years ago based on IsaccBazan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, IsaccBazan, you must have a personality that matches your playlist: as dark as a 2 A.M. trip to a haunted gas station and just as confusing. Seriously, with a favorite genre list longer than a Netflix scroll on a rainy day, it's like you threw a dart at a board of obscure music labels and said, "Yep, that’s my vibe." What’s next? Free jazz? Experimental whale sounds? Your Spotify is basically a high school buddy who’s trying to impress everyone but still spends weekends alone with a tub of ice cream. Your top artists are a horrifying mix of rap's less popular kids, with names that look like they were generated on a random username generator gone wrong. I mean, "$uicideboy$" as your top artist? You must be the life of every party, walking in with a vibe that screams “I don’t believe in therapy because my entire existence is one long TikTok sound clip.” Denzel Curry is probably just as confused as the rest of us when he realizes his music is being blasted while you’re having a midlife crisis in your parents’ basement. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Crave" by Paramore and “EXCALIBUR” by DUCKBOY? Like, are you trying to create an emotional buffet where nobody gets full? Your song choices are like a bad Tinder date; one minute you think it's going to be a good time, and the next you're knee-deep in an awkward silence wondering how to make a swift exit. If Spotify ever needs a representation of regret in musical form, they just need to take a look at your profile.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!