Roasted 10 months ago based on Juho Airaksinen's long term Spotify stats.
Juho Airaksinen, your Spotify profile makes me question if you’ve ever left your parents' basement for anything other than a DIY emo show. Your love for Finnish Hip Hop and Pop barely qualifies as a personality trait, and if "Hyperpop" was an Olympic sport, you'd still manage to snooze through the qualification rounds. Who knew someone could simultaneously embrace so many genres while looking like they just rolled out of bed after binge-watching anime? Your tastes are like a mixtape made by a confused AI who decided to throw darts at a board of genres. And let's not even get started on your top artists. "Gettomasa"? More like "Who’s that again?" Your playlist looks like a Tinder bio for a hopeless romantic who swipes left on anything not underground and Finnish. I mean, they say variety is the spice of life, but you’ve got a flavor palate that perfectly captures the "I only eat instant noodles" vibe. And is it just me, or are you trying to set a record for the most obscure artists ever? Some of these names sound like side characters from a B-rated horror movie, and believe me, the only thing scarier than your music choices is hearing your karaoke rendition of "Wannabe." Your "most played" songs list reads like a Spotify version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"—good luck, because you’re going to need it. Listening to "Hautajaiset" is likely the only funeral you’ll ever attend this decade, and “Kingslayer (feat. BABYMETAL)” should come with a side of cringe and an extra-large serving of regret. If playlist-making was an art form, you’d be the equivalent of finger painting in kindergarten. Keep doing you, Juho! By all means, because clearly, listening to your taste in music is one of the worst ways to spend a Friday night.
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