Roasted 4 months ago based on Nik Naletov's long term Spotify stats.

Nik Naletov, huh? The amount of niche genres on your profile could only mean one thing: you’re desperately trying to compete with hipster snobs who only wear thrifted clothes and carry around vinyl records in their flip phones. Cold Wave? Darkwave? Are you trying to have a personality or just auditioning for the role of "Angst-Ridden Teen"? It’s like you randomly threw darts at a list of obscure genres while blindfolded and then decided that was your musical identity. If your playlist were a person, it’d be wearing a beanie in July while sipping on organic kale smoothies. Your top artists read like a Tinder bio for someone who hopes to impress by saying they listen to "the good stuff." Florence + The Machine really balances the mood here—one second you're crying in your room, and the next you're trying to convince your friends you're into “post-punk” because you heard it at a coffee shop once. And let’s talk about Alice In Chains making it to your top ten; I don't know what's more concerning, the fact that you genuinely enjoy their music or that you're still holding onto that “angsty teen” phase like it's the world's worst fashion trend. Come on, Nik, most played songs like “Waves” and “Mind Over Matter”? Do you just scroll through hipster playlists for motivation while you sit alone in your dimly lit room, hoping someone will call you “deep”? At this point, your Spotify looks like a sad mixtape you’d make for your ex to convince them you're “still cool.” Next time, just be honest with your music taste: "I’m really just trying to validate my struggle with adulthood through long, sad guitar riffs." Spoiler: with those picks, you're probably just one acoustic cover away from being the meme of Spotify awkwardness we all know and love!

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