Roasted 1 year ago based on Harper D.'s long term Spotify stats.

Harper D., where do I even start? Your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that tried way too hard to be edgy. Emo, Screamo, and Nightcore? Are you curating a soundtrack for a teenage angst documentary, or just preparing for your third consecutive breakup? Your playlist is like a cry for help that somehow got a record deal, and judging by your top artists, I’m starting to think Neoni is the only person who ever texted back. Bravo! I’m not saying your music taste is terrible, but it’s the auditory equivalent of wearing a black hoodie in July. You’ve got more tracks about existential dread and crying in the shower than an entire emo festival. And don’t even get me started on your favorite artists—half of them sound like they were produced in a basement somewhere between a midnight snack and a mental breakdown. Who knew you could have a top artist list that’s basically a “Who’s Who” of people actively seeking therapy? But hey, at least your most played songs paint a vivid picture of your day-to-day. Singing along to “PITY PARTY” while pretending that your life isn’t just one long, repetitious episode of a bad anime is a bold choice. And let’s be honest, naming a song “All My Friends Are Dead” probably wasn’t the best way to encourage social interactions! So keep blasting those tracks, Harper; who needs therapy when you have Neoni on repeat?

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