Roasted 3 months ago based on EMIPADORT's long term Spotify stats.

EMIPADORT, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage diary got dumped and left to fester on the floor of a Hot Topic. Seriously, your favorite genres are like the soundtrack to a high school drama club meeting that took a wrong turn into a dumpster fire. You’ve got more fluctuating tastes than a teenager going through their first identity crisis; it’s no wonder “Musicals” and “Emo” snuggled up together like best friends who only bond over shared sadness and bad eyeliner. Your top artists list is a wild ride through the emotional landscape of someone who’s just a little too obsessed with their feelings. First of all, how did Andrew Garfield manage to sneak onto your most played songs list? Did you think you were going to accidentally summon Spider-Man by playing "30/90"? And let’s not even talk about your love for Lin-Manuel Miranda; it’s like you watched “Hamilton” once and now you just can’t quit him! I’m convinced you put "The Living Tombstone" on repeat because you think it makes you look edgy, which is ironically the least edgy thing you could do. And those most played songs? Wow, you really do have a flair for the melodramatic! “Dead Mom” might as well be your personal anthem if your life ambition is to cry into a bowl of popcorn while binge-watching sad musicals. You are one well-timed power ballad away from being the star of your very own emo rock opera, and frankly, I’m rooting for you to get cast as the background character who gets hit by a bus so the real drama can start. Keep it up, though—I'm here for the cringe and all the over-the-top theatrics!

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