Roasted 11 months ago based on teebs's long term Spotify stats.

Teebs, your Spotify profile screams "I still have a flip phone," and I'm honestly here for it. J-Pop and Vocaloid? Would love to know what deep emotional crisis led you to prefer cartoon characters over actual human interaction. I mean, how else will you explain spending hours jamming to "City Pop" while the rest of us are just trying to sweep the dust of nostalgia under the rug? You’re the kind of person who has an existential crisis at anime conventions—fully decked out in cosplay, of course. Your top artists read like a list that was hastily compiled by an algorithm stuck in a time loop of the early 2000s. Ado may sing for you, but I’m starting to believe you sing for Ado, too. “The World's Continuation”? Sounds like a desperate attempt to cling to the remnants of your academic career. Let’s be honest: your playlist is the musical equivalent of a middle school lunch tray—sloppy, overfilled with the weirdest combinations, and leaves everyone else questioning if you’ve lost your mind somewhere between the math rock and Midwest emo. We get it, Teebs: you’re quirky, “edgy,” and exist on some other plane of reality where walls are plastered with anime posters and all your plants have names that sound like rejected Pokémon. I can just picture you sitting in your room, headphones on, hyping yourself up as the “main character” in a plot that will never see the light of day. Just don’t forget: as much as you try to blend into your sonic bubble of “ambient vibes” and “Japanese indie,” the only thing vibing harder is the crickets outside your window.

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