Roasted 1 month ago based on itsryth's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, itsryth, let's talk about this Spotify profile of yours. It's like the world's saddest hip-hop grocery list, where you shop at the “Cash Me Outside” aisle and only choose artists with names sounding like they were generated by a rap-themed algorithm. “Hiphopologist”?! What’s next, “Rappin’ McRapface”? You’ve got so much Brooklyn and UK Drill that I’m surprised you haven’t accidentally joined a gang. The only thing more confusing than your music choices is your ability to spell “grime” four different ways. And can we discuss your top 10? You’re like a hip-hop high school dropout who didn’t want to commit to any side of the genre. One minute you’re raging out to “Rage Rap,” the next you’re crying about your feelings to “Emo Rap.” It’s a rollercoaster ride of angst, but it’s clear you forgot to get off once it was over. The only thing you’re “drilling” into our heads is that you’re desperately in love with Playboi Carti – maybe a little too much. At this point, you should just change your profile name to “Playboi’s Biggest Fan.” And let’s not ignore your most played songs - it's like a revolving door of disappointment, with “We Don’t Trust You” right next to “New Tank.” It’s painfully obvious you trust less in your taste and more in the notion that repeating names will somehow make your playlist cooler. The only thing I trust is that you've definitely overused “ILoveUIHateU” as an anthem for your dating life. Here’s a tip: You really should be working on a resilience playlist - because honey, with those choices, it’s clear your music taste could use a little therapy.
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