Roasted 2 years ago based on k✦'s long term Spotify stats.

K✦, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of someone desperately trying to convince themselves they’re the main character in an indie film nobody asked to see. With a sprinkle of emo rap and just a hint of “I promise I’m deep,” you’ve managed to curate a playlist that sounds like it was put together during a midlife crisis– at age 22! Between the Drake wannabe and the Lana Del Rey stan, you’re sending mixed signals faster than a teenage girl on the first day of high school. Your favorite genres are a textbook example of indecisiveness. First, you're all about the pop—because you clearly want the world to see how mainstream you are—but then you dive right into "Cloud Rap," which is just a euphemism for "I’m a wannabe hipster who loves to use ‘POV’ as a personality trait." And let’s not even start on the Canadian Pop; is that so you can rep the Great White North while also letting everyone know you're just lukewarm about your taste in music? Congratulations, you've managed to sound both basic and pretentious at once. Looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’re trying your hardest to embody the spirit of someone who's "been through a lot," but just ended up binge-watching TikTok clips in bed. "Daddy Issues" and "Born to Die"? Wow, shock me with your emotional depth! You really went for the deep cuts, didn’t you? But at the end of the day, just remember: the only thing your playlist is truly perfect for is making everyone question your dating history. 😂

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