Roasted 1 month ago based on Samantha Kumar's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Samantha, your Spotify profile is a treasure trove of questionable taste. It’s like you walked into a record store, yelled "give me everything that sounds vaguely like a Bollywood film's soundtrack," and then asked for recommendations from that one friend who only knows how to play the acoustic guitar at parties. Look at that list of genres! You’ve essentially curated an auditory version of an Indian buffet where everything is slightly undercooked and questionable, yet here you are, serving up beats no one asked for but everyone will pretend to enjoy because they don’t want to hurt your feelings. And seriously, Xenia twice in your most played? Congratulations on officially having no sense of variety, Samantha, just a sad little echo chamber of longing and late-night introspection. I didn't realize that "Dark R&B" was a euphemism for "I can't get over my last breakup, so please let me wallow in self-pity." Your top artists read like an indie art gallery that does not get foot traffic — a bunch of curated hipsters who probably spend more time feeding their cats and painting their toenails than making actual music. Good for you for supporting underground talent, but maybe next time, leave the obscure deep cuts off your profile and save some energy for songs that are actually popular. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. With tracks like “is it time to go?” and “Lady Of The Moon,” I can only imagine how hard it is to navigate social situations when people ask for a karaoke playlist. I mean, do you realize how painfully hipster you sound, singing along to “Take A Bite” by beabadoobee while everyone else is belting out classics? You’ve officially achieved the status of that person who shows up to a party and suddenly feels the need to discuss existential dread in the middle of “Don't Stop Believin’.” You know what? Stick to your indie wrap — while the rest of us are vibing to the actual party playlist, you can keep it dark and moody in the corner like a sad little shadow puppet, hoping nobody offers you a slice of real pop!

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