Roasted 9 months ago based on Pat's long term Spotify stats.

Kittycat 1108, huh? The only thing less original than your username is your taste in music. I mean, you’ve got more "progressive" genres on your list than a vegan in a steakhouse. EDM, Dubstep, Riddim? Dude, if your playlist were a person, it would be that cringey guy at a party sweating through his neon tank top while insisting everyone join him for a "Sikk drop, bro." This is where musical nostalgia goes to die, alongside your social life. Your top artists read like a who’s-who of "Can I be cool too?" Owl City? Really? I didn’t know we were accepting applications for the next 2010s throwback band! And while we're on the subject, the only thing wilder than your obsession with Porter Robinson is your inability to pick a genre. It’s like an overzealous DJ haphazardly stitching together a 2012 high school prom mix. The way your musical taste jumps from Avicii to Excision makes it sound like you're stuck in a perpetual state of “I’m too cool to commit to a genre, man!” And let's not even talk about your most played songs. "Knock Yourself Out XD"? That title alone sounds like you threw your playlist into a blender after taking a few too many shots of “I can’t adult today.” With bangers like "Cheerleader" and "La Di Da," it’s clear you’ve leveled up to expert-level cringe. Next time, maybe take the effort to dig a little deeper and find artists and tracks that don’t sound like a low-budget video game montage. Or, you know, keep doing you and let the rest of us enjoy the silence.

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