Roasted 2 years ago based on valtielghost's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is! The human embodiment of a Spotify playlist that screams, "I still live in my parents’ basement but I'm actively seeking emotional damage." Seriously, your favorite genres read like a teenager's diary entry from 2016 except instead of exploring self-discovery, it's just a one-way ticket to a suburban pop concert. You’ve got more “pop” in your collection than a middle school dance, and I’m just waiting for the day you reveal your crush on the Kidz Bop version of Billie Eilish. Your top artists sound like an overpriced art exhibit hosted in a room full of influencers who’ve never stepped foot in a real-life venue. "beabadoobee" and "NewJeans?!" Your taste is so exquisitely niche, even hipsters everywhere are rolling their eyes, thinking, "Wow, this person is a bigger trend-chaser than an Instagram model on their third vacation this month." And with the likes of "sign crushes motorist" taking up space on your playlist, I can’t tell if you’re listening to music or just wallowing in an artistic pothole. Get it together! Lastly, let's talk about that most-played list, shall we? It's giving emo-kid-who-still-sleep-with-their-blankie vibes, especially with a song called "2004 Toyota Corolla." Congrats, you’ve officially found the most tragic relationship in history: a romantic lament to a car that’s older than half the artists you listen to. It's safe to say your music taste is as confused as a dad trying to pick a Netflix movie for the family on a Friday night. Here’s an idea: maybe consider expanding those horizons or just let your ears take a vacation somewhere that offers a wider buffet than just “art pop” and “dream pop.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!